Welcome to my world.

Welcome to my world. I am Puss-Puss, a stunningly beautiful female tortoiseshell cat. I share my realm with my human servant, and her silly little dog. We all have our crosses to bear. I have begun this blog to share my pearls of wisdom, in deathless prose, on all aspects of Life with Apes (as a dear friend calls them, and quite rightly, too), for their edification and for the assistance, advice, support, and commentary of my fellow cats.

Being as a terrible human in my horrible past life BCSA (Before Current Satisfactory Ape) was a vicious barbarian and declawed me, I find typing to be a painful task. I will dictate to my human servant, and can only pray that in transcribing my thoughts she Gets It Right For A Change. I make no guarantees. This starting-up-a-blog thing is an involved process, and is in constant evolution. Gentle felines, I crave your patience. Watch this space! More to follow! Any commentary or assistance will be gratefully accepted.

And so, where to begin...